You help older people across the street? You go shopping for them? You don’t fart in public? You wait with the next beer until your buddy has come back from vomiting? So you’re really a nice guy? Do you want to be recognized? We don’t think so. Use our multifunctional cloth “Sham-Robbery”. You can pull that over your ears so that no one can see who is so nice. And if it is inevitable when farting in public, just pull it you over your hips.